© Silverblue

"A Vilty", by Dr. Szishy

A Vilty, I have come to believe, is an altogether unique kind of species. One moment you're there, happily laughing with something it said, the next you shut up and realise you were in fact that one being laughed at. If you're on a Vilty's good side, stay there. Stray from it, and be prepared to be mercilessly mocked and beaten with the verbal equivalent of sledge-hammers.

If the Vilty were a star sign, mothers would ask doctors to keep their kids in the womb until that period was passed so as not having to deal with totally unhandable toddlers that'll scare the hell out of the family members by making witty remarks.

The Vilty however, also has a soft spot, which is totally sweet and smoochable. But only few are allowed to ever touch it. ;)